Commenting on todays outage of cellular and fixed line services across the zone, the Optus boss confirmed that the best engineers across the group’s offshore Technical Excellence Hubs were working through the issues, turning things off and on again, in various sequences and combinations.
The study found that both major parties had abandoned every other issue currently plaguing Australia and had exclusively fixated on importing as many subcontinentals as possible.
The clip taken at a Sydney distribution centre, showed several sub continentals throwing packages around sparking outrage and calls for even shittier imported labour from the Business Council of Australia and other lobbyists.
“We haven’t been this upset since COVID was over and we were running around telling everyone to put their masks on and get vaccinated,” Teal MP Allegra Spender said.
O’Neill said the really questionable attack by Hamas this week and subsequent saturation of the media cycle, was perfect timing for both that and the disastrous Voice vote.
Meanwhile, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has expressed his outrage at the proposal and countered with an increase to only 999,000 migrants a year ‘with a plan.’
What’s your ‘çhange the constitution because it’s the current thing’ style?
The most amount of suicides were reported in Melbourne’s south-east, as a large number of Andrews supporters participated in a mass die-in in front of the Andrews’ residence in Mulgrave.
Spokesperson Wei Fuk Yu said he was relieved he didn’t have to release the blackmail tapes from Andrews’ last trip to China.
An Australian man has expressed his relief at the Matildas being eliminated from the World Cup, as he can finally go back not giving a fuck about women’s sports. Dave, from Brisbane, knew that the support for the Matildas was contrived bullshit from the beginning and was looking forward to peace and quiet from NPC’s … Read more
The move comes as a US congressional hearing last week confirmed extra-terrestrials were real, leaving Australia to do what it does best and hand out visas to anyone they can.
Albanese stated that Voice Architect Mark Leibler and the WEF’s Julie Inman Grant urged him to delay the bill until they were confident they can censor and silence any opposition to the ultimate nation-stealing grift at will.