Triguboff enjoyed a glass of bubbly with Jared Kushner and Larry Fink, toasting a new partnership and to the future of shitty apartments in the middle east.
Andrews will head to Israel with Dave Sharma as part of a delegation to assist in the return of the Moschiach, citing recent award-winning CFMEU works on Chabad tunnels in Caufield South.
Tent cities across all major cities are set to be bulldozed to make way for record numbers of Palestinians being granted asylum while living in UNRWA tents.
Meanwhile, Melbourne has again been voted the Most Non-Extraditable City for Indian migrants, an award which began with Puneet Puneet.
Forrest was joined in the calls by Simon Holmes A Court, claiming that the move to have power that most of the first world and manufacturing powerhouses have had for decades was ‘grossly unfair for their personal investments.’
After an 81-year-old grandfather was stabbed to death by an African migrant in Perth yesterday just two weeks after Vyleen White was murdered in Ipswich, Samaras slammed the Murdoch media for launching a fear campaign.
ASIO boss Mike Burgess has vowed to give more stern speeches about spies but then do fuck all about it and disappear until the next Senate hearing.
A week after a NSW Police Constable killed two pillowbiters in a suspected lovers tiff, a float honouring the significant and per capita role domestic violence in the gay community will replace the constabulary.
Hanson defended the criticism, stating that she would be releasing a series of cartoons exclusively in Hindi and Mandarin for future One Nation voters.
Sydney YIMBY have also recently announced the release of a guide to bullying councils with astroturfed proposals on why retirees need to put 80 storey Meriton sky ghettos in their backyard.
Papalia heralded the move as the’ greatest move for public safety’ since he and The West Australian doxxed every gun owner in the state which led to break-ins for firearm thefts.
Magistrate Linda Goldbergstein said she was hotly anticipating another week of turning violent, imported shit bags loose on the public while wearing none of the responsibility.