NSW Police have identified Joel Cauchi, a 40-year-old mate, as the assailant that stabbed six people to death and injured many more and as white, and a collective sigh of relief was heard at newsrooms around the country.
The program will be called ‘Drown out of town’ similar to the ‘Poo in the Loo’ campaigns across India encouraging Indians not to shit in the street.
Giles announced that the group had declared that they had turned up on Australian shores to purchase residential property, and had several Aldi bags full of cash aboard at the time.
After an Australian aid worker was among several killed in an airstrike on an aid convoy by the IDF, Liebler said that it was 100% Hamas’ fault and to ‘remember the atrocities of the Holocaust.’
Triguboff enjoyed a glass of bubbly with Jared Kushner and Larry Fink, toasting a new partnership and to the future of shitty apartments in the middle east.
Andrews will head to Israel with Dave Sharma as part of a delegation to assist in the return of the Moschiach, citing recent award-winning CFMEU works on Chabad tunnels in Caufield South.
Tent cities across all major cities are set to be bulldozed to make way for record numbers of Palestinians being granted asylum while living in UNRWA tents.
Meanwhile, Melbourne has again been voted the Most Non-Extraditable City for Indian migrants, an award which began with Puneet Puneet.
Forrest was joined in the calls by Simon Holmes A Court, claiming that the move to have power that most of the first world and manufacturing powerhouses have had for decades was ‘grossly unfair for their personal investments.’
After an 81-year-old grandfather was stabbed to death by an African migrant in Perth yesterday just two weeks after Vyleen White was murdered in Ipswich, Samaras slammed the Murdoch media for launching a fear campaign.
ASIO boss Mike Burgess has vowed to give more stern speeches about spies but then do fuck all about it and disappear until the next Senate hearing.
A week after a NSW Police Constable killed two pillowbiters in a suspected lovers tiff, a float honouring the significant and per capita role domestic violence in the gay community will replace the constabulary.