Victoria Police PORT officer exhausted after hard day of firing on unemployed tradies
“Seeing all these fellow Australians being forced to take an experimental jab or starve just really makes you want to squeeze the trigger,” Porkson said.
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Porter keeps job, keeps cash
In a dark day for EZFKA, former Attorney General Christian Porter has resigned from Scott Morrison’s ministry after revealing he had accepted an anonymous donation to help cover his personal legal fees. Mr Porter’s future in federal parliament had been in doubt following revelations that a “blind trust” had paid for his discontinued defamation case … Read more
Victorian small businesses offer to buy guillotines from France to help improve relations
“With this money we hope to buy a few guillotines and display them as pop-up art installations around the City of Melbourne”
New nuclear submarines will have launch tubes modified to fire flammable apartments at Chinese: EZFKA Defence Department
Defence Department has announced that they intend to have the new subs modified to fire innovative hybrid “kinetic economic” weapons.
Daniel Andrews’ roadmap revealed to be picture of roundabout
“Roadmap, packages, etc it’s all superfluous bullshit which just means we keep moving the goal posts every five minutes,” Andrews said.
Derryn Hinch announces he’s suffering from Relevance Deprivation Syndrome
The disease, which has notably affected former EZFKA Prime Minister’s Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull, has crippled the former paid controversialist into a life of agitation on social media.
Australians take to the streets by the millions in protest after government cancels Netflix, alcohol and sports ball
from EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison appears to have sparked a massive protest with Canberra completely blockaded.
Sally McManus unveils new ACTU mandatory vaccine bus for throwing Australian workers under
The bus, which has mandatory vaccinations on board, will also feature a re-enforced bull bar and six wheels which will ‘process up to hundreds of Australian workers a day.’
Macrobusiness to give subscribers free adult nappies to relieve fears of COVID
“It’s the only thing of value we can offer now, considering we’ve taken the exact same fear porn position as the MSM for the last 18 months. However, now lockdowns are starting to impact us directly we might change our opinion.”
Gladys Berejiklian unveils new 3-week permanent vaccine passports
w the same rules and validity periods as lockdowns. We’ll announce them for three weeks, for three weeks at a time, forever,” Berejiklian said.
AHPRA appoints Dr Jayant Patel as new spokesperson for informed consent
The move comes as AHPRA faces waves of criticism for it’s stance on threatening doctors and medical professionals with termination, if they oppose the COVID19 vaccines.
Mick Fuller slams Bankstown officers for not stopping violent offender by accusing him of misogyny
“I’ll also be ordering a full review and directing NSW Police to further bully citizens in that area for not wearing masks, in order to calm the situation.”