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Bilal Al-Muhammad said he run off his feet filing false NDIS claims and charging thousands for carers rates.

Singh said he intended to spend the rest of the day not attending class on his student visa and sexually harassing women on Facebook.

Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus also said he was introducing legislation to jail any Australian that criticsed an AAT decision

A new report, commissioned by the Show Bobs and Vagene Institute, has decisively concluded that more single Indian males are needed to protect Australian women.

Sydney man Chris Watson, was found to have successfully hired a local engineering graduate in the robotics industry as part of his small business. Shorten was having none of it.

Chalmers says he will continue to fight inflation caused by immigration by importing Indians at the rate of 100,000 a month in order to encourage Australians to have one for the country.

The revelations come after India joined the list of countries spying on Australia, alongside China, Indonesia, Israel and just about everyone else.

“It’s quite clearly white Australian men who are perpetrating this scourge and it’s only fair that we release these men who have been held in detention due to blatant racism,” Albanese said.

ABS Chairman David Gruen re-iterated though that the ABS will still be asking if you identify as Aboriginal at the upcoming census.

Kamara, who ran away from Sierra Leone, hit back at claims he was just the latest token diversity hire pushed by Labor and pointed to Africa’s track record of outstanding governance as the reason he was running.

“We’ve outsourced everything else, why not the military too? They won’t hesitate to fire on Australians when they get upset at their rental yields plummeting,” Marles said.

Chris Dawkins, from Baulkham Hills, says he was enjoying the increased variety of imported conflicts in Australia that has rapidly accelerated since Clare O’Neil became Home Affairs Minister.