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The landmark study showed that the plan to build some bullshit rail loop that no-one really wanted was a scam from the start.

Journalists from across the Australian media spectrum have voiced their disgust that Trump wasn’t killed, after nearly ten years of gaslighting the public and bein insufferable cunts.

Within hours of Afghani Fatima Payman crossing the floor against the ALP after a vote on Palestine, Muslims have organised to vote against incumbent Labor MP’s.

‘It’s gold, gold, gold for the most successful multicultural country in the world. All those creepy uber drivers have really helped us get over the line,” Albanese said.

Chalmers said he would also look at loosening visa rules by adding Indian scammers to the skilled occupation list to ensure GDP would never go down.

Albanese said he was still opposed to nuclear but not opposed to Dutton talking about it to get immigration off the front page.

Shorten announced the move after a Chinese family with a brain damaged kid believed that the Australian public should pay for their treatment.

David, from Brisbane, said he was looking forward to another wave of bullshit ‘no jab, No job’ and ‘we’re all in this together’ horseshit from those still left alive and have not died suddenly.

Bilal Al-Muhammad said he run off his feet filing false NDIS claims and charging thousands for carers rates.

Singh said he intended to spend the rest of the day not attending class on his student visa and sexually harassing women on Facebook.

Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus also said he was introducing legislation to jail any Australian that criticsed an AAT decision

A new report, commissioned by the Show Bobs and Vagene Institute, has decisively concluded that more single Indian males are needed to protect Australian women.