Report: Labor MP Richard Marles ‘guest of honour’ on board Chinese intelligence ship off of WA coast
Marles was aboard the ship and was touring the WA coast inspecting potential landing sites for a PLAN invasion in the near future.
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“A real win for democide” Melbourne Communists celebrate Swastika Ban
The Victorian Bolshevik Association hailed the move with tributes to Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, Stalin and Mao at their headquarters in Caufield. Greens leader Adam Bandt was also in attendance.
Go Fund Me to throw Alan Joyce out of a plane reaches goal in five minutes
The Go Fund Me, which will hire a group of mercenaries to kidknap Alan Joyce and then ‘throw the cunt out the door at 30,000 feet’ reached it’s million-dollar goal in five minutes.
Karen Andrews announces crackdown on foreign interference by allowing Chinese to attack Australians criticising Xi in Sydney
Anthony Albanese said he 100% supports the move and will introduce legislation to ban Australians from defending themselves from any kind of foreign attack if re-elected.
Australian Electoral Commission releases instructional video on how to get your dead relatives to vote for Albo
The video, featuring World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab and US President Joe Biden, also gives tips on ballot harvesting and shows that up to 81 million votes are possible at the next election, if people follow some easy steps.
Labor say they’ll support boat turn backs until the day after the federal election
Shadow Home Affairs Minister Kristina Keneally said she’ll support turning back the boats publicly, but will likely recant if the ALP win office in a few weeks time.
Grace Tame, Aussie Cossack to headline Griftcon 2022
The line-up will also feature regulars Friendlyjordies and Avi Yemini among a slew of the finest grifters EZFKA has to offer.
Albo confirms McGowan appointing WA Police Commissioner as Governor will be ‘outside the scope of any Federal ICAC investigation’
Dawson, who will take up the appointment this month, was appointed by McGowan at the height of the COVID pandemic in a move dubbed ‘one of the most corrupt in WA history.’
Study finds Climate 200 candidates just list of women Simon Holmes A Court is trying to bang
The study, conducted by the Simp Institute, found that nearly all the middle-aged wealthy white female candidates were just chicks that Holmes A Court had been trying to get a piece of for some time.
Victorian Greens introduce legislation to sack teachers who haven’t tried to groom children
The bill, seen as an extension to the Safe Schools Act, has support from the ALP, Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick and will see teachers drawn almost exclusively from the sex offenders registry.
Victoria Police facing critical staff shortage after half the force assigned to guard Daniel Andrews
Victoria Police said that a massive recruiting drive was underway in order to offer the same protection to Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick.
Kristina Keneally vows to introduce new African Gang visa if ALP elected
The bill has full support from the Greens who have indicated that they would advocate for free housing and community corrections orders for future offenders.