Avi Yemeni promises latest ‘Banned from NZ’ grift is as legitimate as his previous grifts
Yemeni has threatened to call the ADL and get a grovelling apology like he got from Victoria Police, if he is not let in to New Zealand.
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Albanese confident he can beat Kevin Rudd’s record for ‘highest number of migrants to keep wages down and rents up’
Albanese admits he had a friendly wager with Rudd as to how many migrants he can bring in, and stated he remains committed to the Great Replacement at all costs.
Daniel Andrews announces free tents to alleviate Victoria’s hopsital crisis
The full details of the announcement indicated tents would be made free to all Victorians to combat the crisis in the hospital system, after extraordinary scenes of patients waiting at Box Hill hospital sparked the call to action.
Portfolio ‘scandal’ just a kabuki theatre distraction from Albo’s mass immigration clusterfuck
More of this contrived bullshit will follow up until the jobs summit
Australian landlords breath sigh of relief as Albanese announces return to mass immigration
PM Anthony Albanese made the announcement with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles this afternoon, with a new “Migrant Slumlord Visa” being floated in the next few weeks.
New report finds Mehreen Faruqi free to renounce her Australian citizenship and fuck off back to Pakistan
The report found Faruqi, who has claimed that she should not have to relinquish her foreign citizenship to serve as a member of parliament, to be one of a number of MP’s white-anting Australian society from her position and should be sent home immediately.
“Plenty more third world countries we can steal workers from” Albo slams ‘train Australian nurses’ comments
The comments came after Australia had done everything it could to steal other countries’ mediocre medical staff during a global pandemic, claiming it wasn’t our responsibility to provide for future generations and invest in local talent.
Australians begin mass evictions from their homes after Indigenous Treaty deems entire country as ‘stolen land’
Australians were forced to surrender their houses immediately or face removal into the already full Mickleham and Wellcamp detention camps.
Australia votes to hoist Sally Capp up Westgate Bridge flagpole after Melbourne City Council cancels Australia Day
Capp will be strung up with fellow councillor Nic Reece, who recently underwent transition surgery after doubts about his masculinity, in a ceremony to take place next week.
Manly scraps pride jersey after players convert to Islam
Meanwhile, CAT scans have revealed that Israel Folau is still living rent free in the heads of Peter Fitzsimons and Ian Roberts.
RBA gives ADF green light to deploy M1 Abrams to protect Australian banks before bail-in legislation enacted
Following similar scenes in China, the tanks will be deployed out the front of the RBA and most major banks before bail-in laws are enacted and Australian deposits are confiscated around September.
ATAGI approves COVID jabs for kids as ‘not enough of them are dying or being seriously injured’
The move, welcomed by Anthony Albanese, would help get the death rate from myocarditis and other illnesses back to an acceptable level.