9-year old Muhammad Al-Muhammad beheaded 4 of his classmates at Auburn Primary School this morning, while screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’. NSW Police and ASIO are baffled as to his motiviations.
Samantha Maiden, Peter Fitzsimons, Lisa Wilkinson have been selected as jurors along with Adam Bandt and Grace Tame, to provide an impartial and fair trial.
Higgins said she was subjected to a ‘series of frightening ordeals’ of planning the book deal with Fitzsimons, deleting text messages, an interview with Wilkinson and organising with Labor Minister for Women Katy Gallagher for the interview to be aired during the first week of parliament.
AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan said the hiring was more in line with the AFL’s values and represented the acceptable political and religious views of the league.
NSW Police Special Operations Unit eventually shot and killed the attackers, who stabbed multiple indigenous performers to death on the tarmac as they were performing for the brides, with one suicide vest also being detonated.
‘She’s a classic case of some ugly, useless cow that studied political science and wanted to feel important so she got in to party politics. And now she’s sucking off some creepy 80 year-old German on a casting couch in Davos to stay relevant.”
Rowan Dean, Andrew Bolt and a slew of other conservative-in-name-only commentators promised to roll over on the “Voice’ for fear of being called racist and not having the balls for the fight.
Ryan said she intended to also push for a 5th jab mandate at the state election.
The GoFundMe will have Faruqi’s citizenship revoked and then deported immediately back to Pakistan with the rest of her family, including son and professional anti-white stenographer, Osman Faruqi.
As part of the move, each Ambulance will be legally required to have a Diversity and Inclusion officer on board to ensure that no discrimination is taking place during treatment and that white men are excluded from call outs.
Newtown man Tim, took a break from his usual online bashing of the United States’ domestic policies on abortion, guns, healthcare and industrial relations to tell SHAQ that he had no business interfering in Australian internal affairs.
The report found both Daniel Andrews and Matthew Guy were both unable to re-hire unvaccinated nurses in favour of seeing them punitively crushed and replaced with cheap migrant labour asap.