After being innundated for the past week with bad news coming out of Afghanistan, finally some good news.
NSW MP Victor Dominello to be public face of “Vaccine Adverse Reaction Tik Tok Challenge’ for students
NSW MP Victor Dominello, who suffered Bells Palsy after receiving his COVID jab, will be the public face of a campaign encouraging teens to upload their adverse reactions to Tik Tok for a chance to win great prizes. Following on from several videos being posted last week of Year 11 and Year 12 students having … Read more
‘End lockdowns now’ says previously highly supportive Melbourne man after lockdowns begin to directly impact him
“Mate, I’m all for shutting down everyone else’s work and source of income, but closing the parks down so I can’t get the kids out of the house while I’m working form home is a bridge too far. Sack Andrews now!”
Fund the ‘FKA: fight the five-oh-eight. buy bigger boots
You may have noticed that sometimes ezfka.com has been down with “508” errors. Apparently that means that ezfka.com has grown too big for its boots and needs to be hosted on bigger badder hardware. So ezfka.com is opening up for contributions from anyone who wants to contribute.
“Hope you don’t need a ventilator from COVID” says Melbourne woman to small business owner calling Lifeline
“You selfish fucking bastard! How do you wear your mask incorrectly! You’re killing grandma and putting the rest of us at risk. I hope you don’t need a ventilator in ICU while people are dying!” Matthews screamed.
Victoria Police celebrate another successful day hospitalising bankrupt small business owners
“This is yet another great collaboration between Victoria Police, the People’s Armed Police and the UN Strong Cities Network. We will continue to suppress dissent of those already suppressed financially and psychologically until full demoralisation is achieved and the camps are complete,” Patton said.
Weekend Links, 21-22 August, 2021
It’s all getting fancy! No I mean we are moving up in the world. Honest! So this week I’d like to start by welcoming Minister Sinister, who got off to a running start. We are all very pleased to have you join the little crew, and thank you for the contributions so far. In case … Read more
Morrison: EZFKA TO FAST TRACK 3,000 VISAS TO ONLY THE MOST OPPORTUNISTIC AFGHAN QUISLINGS
Today Scott Morrison announced that the 3,000 visas to be offered to Afghan quislings and mercenaries is just a ‘floor’ and more could be offered as reward for decades of collaborating with enemy occupiers and the corrupt puppet government to order to enrich themselves. In an unprecedented move, Scott Morrison is also set to fast … Read more
Albanese demands immediate airlift of 500,000 future Labor voters from Afghanistan
Albanese said it would be on the usual ALP condition of a ticket in exchange for a vote, with the carrot of full access to the usual suite of EZFKA public services and debt.
Fights break out across Australia as triple vaccinated accuse double vaccinated of being ‘vaccine hesitant’
The triple vaccinated are demanding that double vaccinated be barred from buying groceries, going across state borders and sent to quarantine facilities until they receive their booster shot. They’re also demanding that they be forced to wear some kind of identifier on their clothing, to let strangers know they’re only double vaccinated.
NSW Police ‘stand ready’ to instigate violence and frame lockdown protestors in the media this weekend
“We had a decisive victory the other weekend when we shut the city down when there was no protest, so protestors need to watch out,” Fuller said.
John Howard commends Taliban on seizing all firearms from Afghani citizens
Former EZFKA Prime Minister John Howard has commended the Taliban on their recent gun control efforts, after the US has withdrawn from the country. The Taliban wasted no time seizing firearms from civilians after taking Kabul last week, with the penalty for not surrendering their guns being death. “It’s a great achievement that the Taliban … Read more