Gladys Berejiklian unveils new 3-week permanent vaccine passports
w the same rules and validity periods as lockdowns. We’ll announce them for three weeks, for three weeks at a time, forever,” Berejiklian said.
AHPRA appoints Dr Jayant Patel as new spokesperson for informed consent
The move comes as AHPRA faces waves of criticism for it’s stance on threatening doctors and medical professionals with termination, if they oppose the COVID19 vaccines.
Mick Fuller slams Bankstown officers for not stopping violent offender by accusing him of misogyny
“I’ll also be ordering a full review and directing NSW Police to further bully citizens in that area for not wearing masks, in order to calm the situation.”
New “fear porn withdrawal” variant discovered in NSW after government cancels daily press conference
Symptoms of the new variant include obsession with case numbers, shaming others for not wearing masks and compulsive calling of Crimestoppers to snitch on those not complying with Public Health Orders.
NSW Government warns ‘health system may be overloaded’ blah blah no-ones fucking cares anymore
“We’ve gone back to the ‘hospitals will be overloaded’ fear porn because no-one actually gives a shit. That was evident from all the people at the beach all weekend,” Berejiklian said.
Pfizer seizes HMAS Stirling Naval Base after Morrison fails to meet vaccination targets
Pfizer stated that the deal, signed under the terms of the Trans Pacific Partnership, allowed the pharmaceutical corporation to claim the military bases similar to deals signed around the world, including with many South American nations.
SA, WA battle it out for 2021 CCP vassal state of the year award
The two EZFKA states beat out some notable challengers from Africa to make it to the top 2, after months of totalitarian bullshit imposed on their respective populaces.
NSW daily press conference cancelled after Kerry Chant said the quiet part out loud too many times
After Dr Kerry Chant’s disastrous “new world order” Freudian slip, Premier Berejiklian announced that this would be the end of the line for the daily doom show and that journalists would soon find out how non-essential they really are.
NSW ICU’s overrun with journalists attempting self-harm after Sydney residents ignore lockdown
ICU’s at NSW’s hospitals are at breaking point this evening with a record number of admissions for self-harm from mainstream media journalists, after witnessing Sydney residents telling them to get fucked over lockdown. Journalists from across the media were admitted to ICU’s across Sydney, sparking a crisis and condemnation for ‘taking up ICU spots.’ “It’s … Read more
FriendlyJordies declares New world Order already in control.
In a serious display of mental gymnastics to justify labor supporting the new surveillance bill he has come out saying it isn’t labor or the liberals fault but was enacted by foreign entities. The only logical conclusion from this is local elections don’t matter anymore as we are already under foreign control…
Weekend Links, 11-12 September 2021
The world is getting a bit crazy. There I said it, and pretty sure its true. It is what it is. So we are going to do what we always do. Mock the retards. The beautiful thing about the powers that be, is most of their power is based on being able to project a … Read more
Australia: from rugged individualism to a nation of compliant cowards
Complying your way out of tyranny has never worked, so it’s always a great question to ask those same compliant people why the North Koreans aren’t the freest nation on earth?