Morrison calls for end to COVID lockdowns and for commencement of climate lockdowns
The Prime Minister made the announcement after National Cabinet, citing the need for further economic suicide.
Weekend Links, 2-3 October 2021!
Well that escalated quickly. As we noted in these hallowed (hollow) pages, Clive Palmer was taking about the Pfizer lobbyist who forced Gladys to push the vaccine, or front up ICAC. Well, apparently that happened anyways. Live by the wet noodle, die by the wet noodle? State media explains for the normies below. But that … Read more
MB dolts come close to knowledge of house pricing; veer hard left to avoid encounter
Those bloody MB guys seem to never learn. As they stare at decades of obvious and well documented action-consequence situations. As they ignore everything written in even the most basic beginner-level finance books. Even as they personally pen the headlines that plainly paint the picture….they can’t quite make out the shape of things! The shape … Read more
Raf Epstein rushed to hospital after overdosing on Daniel Andrews’ semen
The radio journalist and Andrews’ sycophant was allegedly seen leaving the daily press conference in an ambulance, with a visibly distraught Andrews seeing the ambulance off.
China threatens nuclear attack- EZFKA citizens start calling Chinese embassy to suggest targets
International relations continue to take dramatic turns following EZFKA’s decision to buy nuclear submarines from the Yanks. In the days that followed the submarine announcement, China retaliated by threatening to nuke EZFKA during any regional war. However, the responses received back was not what the Chinese had expected. On the morning following China’s threat, EZFKA … Read more
VicPol disappointed protesters didn’t think to urinate on Police Memorial
“I mean, it a grey semicircular wall- it even looks like a urinal! “
COVID Love Letter Feat. Spartacus
This is the original text of the ‘Spartacus’ pdf that went viral, was deleted, and then the MSM saturated search engines with random Spartacus stuff, so I decided to put the text below. Might be worth pdf’ing the main medical bit and asking a doctor you trust – I have no idea if its correct. … Read more
Australian vaccine rollout in crisis as vaccinated now deemed unvaccinated after boosters arrive
After the announcement that EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison had imported enough jabs to vaccinate the entire population multiple times over, some Australians expressed outrage over being forced to line up yet again.
“Shrine protestors should be ashamed” says RSL that didn’t protest closure of RSLs or cancellation of ANZAC Day
RSL President Greg Melick said that it was disgusting that people were appealing to the people who sacrificed their lives for their freedoms.
Merkel Upset At Scomo, Comms Ensue…
Something very amusing happened last week. So Scomo is in trouble for shafting the Europeans and going with AUUKUS. Can’t really blame him to be honest, as the French deal was probably a bit of a dud, but the French response was expected too. But then something very unusual happened. Ok – so what does … Read more
Doherty Institute named “Cash-For-Comment Institute of the Year”
Doherty held off strong challenges from think tanks Grattan Institute and Burnet Institute, to be named the nation’s greatest private collection of intellectual prostitutes.
Andrews celebrates after Melbourne named Rockefeller Institute “Resilient City of the Year”
After signing up to the Institute’s Resilient City Program in 2015, Melbourne beat out many other contenders with a huge display of police brutality and crushing of dissent in the past month.