Jacqui Lambie in isolation after testing positive for demonic possession
Lambie is apparently under the care of Baphomet until further notice.
Jussie Smollett tweets support for Andy Meddick
Meddick gave several versions of events on 3AW, but says his story will change as new information comes to light.
Crypto Lending and why you should stay the fuck away from it…
Recently I’ve started to see advertisements for Crypto lending products, where you basically ‘loan’ your BTC to some crypto broker and they pay you a yield for the privileges of borrowing your HODL, with enticing offerings of up to 4% or 5%, which is pretty attractive when you are zero bound. Unfortunately what you are … Read more
Weekend Links, 20-21 November 2021
Welcome to the Weekend Links for the 20-21 of November, 2021. The date kinda makes a pattern so that is cool. We are really happy to have you here, and hope you are looking forward to a good weekend. Weather was a bit meh here in Sydney today, but hopefully it will be better tomorrow … Read more
Phil Lowe enjoying another month of interest rate rise Kabuki Theatre before keeping rates on hold again
Lowe slammed suggestions that he should actually do something and confirmed that with borders re-opening negative rates aren’t needed ‘just yet.’
Albanese slams LNP record levels of debt, vows to triple it if elected
RBA Governor Phil Lowe says he remains committed to ‘lowering rates and opening the gates’ regardless of who is in Kirribilli House.
Andrews delays urgent pandemic bill to give him more time to bribe or blackmail another crossbencher
Federal Labor leader Anthony Albanese has also authorised the deployment of Aldi bags full of cash from the NSW Labor branch, to ensure the integrity of the vote from the crossbench.
Andrews gives Victoria Police ‘shoot to kill’ orders if Adem Somyurek seen approaching parliament house
Somyurek filed his vaccination papers today indicating he can attend parliament to vote. Andrews has offered cash payments of $100,000 to any Police member who takes out Somyurek within 100 metres of parliament house, with a free red shirt for any head shot.
Inquiry finds Victoria Police budget blowout caused by excessive spending on pepper spray and rubber bullets
Commissioner Shane Patton has denied allegations that the organisation brought it on themselves by using the $5000 an hour Police chopper for mask enforcement.
Tanya Plibersek sets record for longest serving female MP that’s done absolutely fuck all
Plibersek was honoured to accept the awards, however was disappointed that she couldn’t have done less during her tenure.
Unvaccinated Animal Justice Party voter whose dog died from being refused access to vet thanks Andy Meddick for protecting animals
John Roberts, 47, watched his pet staffy Woofa die a slow, painful death due to a stomach infection, after several vets refuse to treat him due to his unvaccinated status.
Daniel Andrews starts quietly Googling property prices in Beijing
It is understood that Catherine Andrews has reservations about moving to Beijing, due to the ‘high volume of traffic and number of cyclists.’