Albanese finally arrives in flood affected Queensland after finding a woman to hold his umbrella for him
Albanese will be touring the flood affected areas with Tim Flannery lecturing residents about climate change.
Scott Morrison catches teh covid
The bloke is pretty fat, so has a bigger than normal change of carking it. Perhaps 0.3% with no treatment. I hope he had all his boosters….
Australia to stand-up to China by confiscating remaining civilian firearms and shipping them to the Ukraine
Defence Minister Peter Dutton and Home Affairs Minister Karen Andrews made the announcement of total firearm confiscations in a joint press conference, to show they were serious about protecting Australia.
AFL umpires to wear defibrillators for 2022 season to fight climate change
EZFKAFL CEO Gillon MacLachlan has rejected claims that the move was purely to head off embarrassing on-field collapses unrelated to mandates and purely about reducing carbon emissions.
Australia needs to brace for Schwabbian cyberattacks, CBDC’s and Digital ID’s
As it stands we now have the media planting the idea of cyber attacks as part of the conflict, which is an amazing coincidence because this is just what the World Economic Forum was war gaming just last year.
As borders re-open, migrants and international students outraged there aren’t as many jobs to take from Australians
Migrants from India and Nepal have blasted the EZFKA government as being selfish to it’s own citizens, and have demanded more opportunities for visa holders to take Australian jobs and drive wages down further.
Albanese promises to freeze bank accounts of those who don’t vote for the ALP at the next election
Albanese has also stated that the freezing of accounts will also apply to savers, union members and those who don’t own at least one investment property.
Russia Invades Ukraine? It’s On!
Looks like my predictions from a few days ago have come true, and just at the right time. Explosions are being heard in various cities across Ukraine, including the capital Kiev. So far Russia has signalled a clear intent to enter the Donetsk and Luhansk Oblasts for “peacekeeping” purposes, but I think Russia’s president Putin … Read more
New research shows direct correlation between WA border re-opening and AFL season starting
The report, released today by the Bread and Circus Institute, showed that the science demonstrated the re-opening of the border was to facilitate sportsball beginning in the second week of March, at the expense of everyone else.
Is Canada in the midst of a coup d’etat?
So Canada’s state of emergency hasn’t been lifted despite the clearing of the blockcade. https://www.dw.com/en/canada-trudeau-says-emergency-not-over-after-blockades/a-60864769 Here’s Trudeau’s words: “After weeks of dangerous and unlawful activities, after weeks of people being harassed in the neighborhoods, [and] after evidence of increased ideologically motivated violent extremism activity across the country,” local authorities needed “more tools to restore order,” he said. … Read more
Study finds Australian climate activists really just rich fuckwits wanting to spend other people’s money
The report, released today by the For Thee Not Mee Institute, showed that the majority of EZFKA’s prominent climate activists are just insufferable fuckwits that want to pass the cost of their own lives and vanity on to the working class.
Australian man undecided as to which World Economic Forum stooge to vote for at federal election
Mike Harrison, from Penrith, says the sheer number of WEF candidates on offer at the federal election made it a tougher choice than usual.