Not so long ago, the MB boys were bringing out bundles of bear-gasms as they predicted a plummet off the mortgage repayment cliff…
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UPDATED: A year in review – understanding EZFKA is key to profits. MB Fund Fades; Peachy Portfolio fkn flying
First, a Pretentious Peachy Prologue: 2,500 years ago there was a bloke who fancied himself a bit of a philosopher and liked to rant and declaim his wisdom. The common folk of Miletus taunted him: “if you’re so bloody smart, then why are you so poor?!”.
Macrobusiness – too late the bull, on everything
Recently the blokes at Macrobusiness are beginning to see bullish signs everywhere. And, every time, they only begin to see these signs some time after the herd of bulls have stampeded over them and vanished in the distance, leaving hoof-marks to be rubbed off their bearskins. But here at EZFKA we’re a positive bunch, so … Read more
The dream is over – Macrobusiness to close in 23 days. If they’re honest.
Yesterday Macrobusiness put up a post about the iron ore price, subtitled ‘the dream is over’: …’cause they’re closing!
Come rant with us at EZFKA
Please let the admin know if you’d like to post rants on EZFKA.com. The pay is shit, but the beaches and air are great quality. It’s the EZFKA way.
Hoodwinked by liberalist facade, Macrobusiness cedes battlefield in war of position. Lines up to dutifully service the EZFKA cultural hegemon leaders.
Those who do not understand history are bound to repeat it. The boys at macrobusiness have proven particularly resistant to learning history… and so particularly prone to repeating many many stupid mistakes.
Macrobusiness begins to grok EZFKA. Prays for Neutron Bomb – to eradicate EZFKA residents and remnants of culture, for the benefit of the FX rate, tradeables, financial stability
This morning at Macrobusiness, the boys have completely given up resistance and have immediately commenced begging to be assimilated into the EZFKA collective: my my, how the mighty have fallen. Luckily, the macrobusiness boys have a good chance of being accepted and assimilated on reasonably concessional terms, as the degree of their repudiation of Australia … Read more
Rich, comfortable Macrobusiness fund managers tell young EZFKA workers to keep taking it. For “the team”
Today, the mask has slipped a little more at macrobusiness, as the boys have written – this time in plain English – what had previously been a respectfully unspoken subtext:
Macrobusiness looks in the mirror. Sees Shayne Elliott. Or black kettle, or something.
Today, Macrobusiness slanders prominent EZFKA institution (ANZ) and eminent EZFKA resident (CEO, Shayne Elliott), accusing them of being whiny biatches:
Macrobusiness does the Humpty Dumpty on inflation. Poorly.
A good dozen years ago, my mate Mish wrote “Humpty Dumpty On Inflation“, where he lamented the slipperiness of definitions and the use of slippery definitions, by slippery types, to deny inflation or deflation, or any-other-flation: ‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,’ it means just what I choose … Read more
Macrobusiness true to form, 100% wrong on Bitcoin. Doubles down.
Well looks like Macrobusiness has done it again, being 100% wrong on a hysterically dramatic, deliriously hubristic call. In an unusual turn of events, this one took a whole 24 months to be proved 100% wrong, rather than the traditional 18 months. In compensation, however, the call has proven not merely 100% wrong, but more like 256% wrong!
Postcards from EZFKA delivered to MB deflation imaginarium
Macrobusiness has been obstinately banging on about the terrible deflationary forces bogeyman for longer than one cares to remember. They have become, it seems, the spiritual successor to the Steve Keen (and Ed Karan before him).