“This is yet another great collaboration between Victoria Police, the People’s Armed Police and the UN Strong Cities Network. We will continue to suppress dissent of those already suppressed financially and psychologically until full demoralisation is achieved and the camps are complete,” Patton said.
It’s all getting fancy! No I mean we are moving up in the world. Honest! So this week I’d like to start by welcoming Minister Sinister, who got off to a running start. We are all very pleased to have you join the little crew, and thank you for the contributions so far. In case … Read more
Today Scott Morrison announced that the 3,000 visas to be offered to Afghan quislings and mercenaries is just a ‘floor’ and more could be offered as reward for decades of collaborating with enemy occupiers and the corrupt puppet government to order to enrich themselves. In an unprecedented move, Scott Morrison is also set to fast … Read more
Albanese said it would be on the usual ALP condition of a ticket in exchange for a vote, with the carrot of full access to the usual suite of EZFKA public services and debt.
The triple vaccinated are demanding that double vaccinated be barred from buying groceries, going across state borders and sent to quarantine facilities until they receive their booster shot. They’re also demanding that they be forced to wear some kind of identifier on their clothing, to let strangers know they’re only double vaccinated.
“We had a decisive victory the other weekend when we shut the city down when there was no protest, so protestors need to watch out,” Fuller said.
Former EZFKA Prime Minister John Howard has commended the Taliban on their recent gun control efforts, after the US has withdrawn from the country. The Taliban wasted no time seizing firearms from civilians after taking Kabul last week, with the penalty for not surrendering their guns being death. “It’s a great achievement that the Taliban … Read more
Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has announced a new program to kickstart tourism in EZFKA, with a new line of heavily discounted ‘insurance waiver’ flights to anyone who wants to roll the dice with a vaccinated pilot. Flights will be discounted up to 80% in some cases, particularly long haul flights when international borders re-open. Astra … Read more
An Australian citizen that has been stuck offshore since March 2020, has applauded the decision to bring Afghan refugees to Australia ahead of Australian citizens. John Christenson, who has been stuck in Indonesia since his engineering contract was ended due to COVID19, is one of the 36,000 Australians stuck overseas who can’t get a flight … Read more
“I don’t care how many people kill themselves, go bankrupt, lose their relationships and everything they’ve worked for, that’s not the point you selfish pricks. Bloody selfish arseholes putting people at risk with a disease with a 99.98% survival rate that affects mainly elderly and obese. Do as your bloody told!”
“The United States has shown the way, the only way to secure free and fair elections is by mail-in ballot and combined with minor party requirements will give greater certainty of a favourable election result,” Morrison said.
“This is exactly what I signed up for. Particularly when I went through Kapooka I thought, man, how good would it be to carry luggage at hotels for returning citizens for hotel quarantine. It is important preparation for the internment camps later on,” Private A said.