Poll finds no-one actually gives a fuck what Jane Caro thinks of anything
“The data also showed similar results for the opinions of Julia Baird, Dee Madigan and Patricia Karvelas, so the trend is clear – STFU, no-one cares.”
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Scott Morrison unveils new “Convict Card” Social Credit System
“This card is nothing like the Australia Card of the 90’s, it’s much worse,” Morrison said.
Woman dies after multiple jabs
After further investigations NSW Health announced that Premier Gladys Berejiklian has developed a terminal case of corruption, which has been attributed to being directly related to multiple Maguire jabs. It was revealed that Berejiklian was receiving these regularly over the last 5 years, and due to the severe nature of the corruption allegations, is now … Read more
Weekend Links, 2-3 October 2021!
Well that escalated quickly. As we noted in these hallowed (hollow) pages, Clive Palmer was taking about the Pfizer lobbyist who forced Gladys to push the vaccine, or front up ICAC. Well, apparently that happened anyways. Live by the wet noodle, die by the wet noodle? State media explains for the normies below. But that … Read more
MB dolts come close to knowledge of house pricing; veer hard left to avoid encounter
Those bloody MB guys seem to never learn. As they stare at decades of obvious and well documented action-consequence situations. As they ignore everything written in even the most basic beginner-level finance books. Even as they personally pen the headlines that plainly paint the picture….they can’t quite make out the shape of things! The shape … Read more
COVID Love Letter Feat. Spartacus
This is the original text of the ‘Spartacus’ pdf that went viral, was deleted, and then the MSM saturated search engines with random Spartacus stuff, so I decided to put the text below. Might be worth pdf’ing the main medical bit and asking a doctor you trust – I have no idea if its correct. … Read more
Merkel Upset At Scomo, Comms Ensue…
Something very amusing happened last week. So Scomo is in trouble for shafting the Europeans and going with AUUKUS. Can’t really blame him to be honest, as the French deal was probably a bit of a dud, but the French response was expected too. But then something very unusual happened. Ok – so what does … Read more
Weekend Links, 25-26 Sep, 2021!
Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Weekend Links, for the 25 – 26 of September 2021. We are really happy to see you here and hopefully this will be a good weekend on links, argy bargy, and general hilarity. What are we leading with today? Well, there are many choices, but the winner … Read more
Porter keeps job, keeps cash
In a dark day for EZFKA, former Attorney General Christian Porter has resigned from Scott Morrison’s ministry after revealing he had accepted an anonymous donation to help cover his personal legal fees. Mr Porter’s future in federal parliament had been in doubt following revelations that a “blind trust” had paid for his discontinued defamation case … Read more
Victorian small businesses offer to buy guillotines from France to help improve relations
“With this money we hope to buy a few guillotines and display them as pop-up art installations around the City of Melbourne”
Weekend Links, 18-19 September, 2021
Its time to repot the cat! What does that mean? Nothing specific – I just like the image and hope you like it too. This week we go to Neel Kolhatkar again. His humor is not for everyone, and sometimes I feel it misses the mark, but hey – sometimes he gets it right too! … Read more
New nuclear submarines will have launch tubes modified to fire flammable apartments at Chinese: EZFKA Defence Department
Defence Department has announced that they intend to have the new subs modified to fire innovative hybrid “kinetic economic” weapons.