In a surprise move that has blindsided everyone, EZFKA hypochondriac units will now have to pay at least $25-$30 out of pocket for their next lot of COVID shots, as the Government has put a blanket ban on funding ineffective and risky procedures.
It’s official, its just a cough. You can come out from under the bed now
Vaccine mandates will still be maintained for a while longer, as there are still significant stocks of magic-juice to use up.