Papalia heralded the move as the’ greatest move for public safety’ since he and The West Australian doxxed every gun owner in the state which led to break-ins for firearm thefts.
Magistrate Linda Goldbergstein said she was hotly anticipating another week of turning violent, imported shit bags loose on the public while wearing none of the responsibility.
Meanwhile, Peter Dutton has slammed the ALP government for being weak on borders by letting 30 people arrive by boat while only letting in 700k by plane last year.
Marles said however that the current strategy of importing the enemy so we don’t need to defend against it, was sound policy and praised Clare O’Neil and Andrew Giles for their performances.
Large swathes of Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane have been rezoned for purchase exclusively to Chinese investment, with Australians to be forced out of their homes by visiting PLA troops if they fail to list on Weibo.
The Premier laughed off suggestions that Africans were running amok in Brisbane in the wake of African crims on bail engaged in crime sprees.
Meanwhile, the Executive Council of Australian Jewry have stated they intend to sue Channel Nine under new hate speech legislation, spokesman Alex Ryvchin has said.
Notorious fat, bald cunt Peter Tulip has given his seal of approval to the plan, adding that charging people significant strata fees to live in a silo with the constant threat of imminent collapse would greatly stimulate the nation’s GDP.
As The Age runs cover for four Indians that drowned swimming in a spot that they clearly weren’t supposed to, veteran surf live saver Chris said he was looking forward to more of the same shit that has gotten out of control since the border re-opened from COVID.
This year’s awards will be renamed the ‘How many non-whites can we give trophies to ‘Awards in honour of the deracinating of Australia, with the award to be presented by a descendant of Kalergi himself.
This new wave of faecal findings comes just days after parks in Sydney’s Ryde council area were forced to close due to numerous Indian migrants treating them as open air toilets.
Tributes have flown for Victorian public servant David Adamson, 36, who collapsed at his home from a heart attack just a few hours after the match, just two days after taking his 8th booster. Adamson died after waiting three hours for Ambulance Victoria to arrive at his house in Fitzroy.