The controversial legislation, which saw record protests on the weekend, will be watered down initially to placate the public. The full raft of measures is estimated to pass around January when people aren’t paying attention.
It is believed that a trending Twitter hashtag acted as a trigger which drove McCrone over the edge, after 48 hours claiming to see ‘far right QAnon extremists everywhere.’
General duties officers say they’re powerless to stop crooks and that Police command directives are a boon for criminals.
After a record number of protestors braved the cold weather to object to the pandemic legislation, experts from the Everything That’s Not Left Is Far Right Institute say that the far right have taken over Victoria by stealth and that drastic measures were needed.
Once a darling of Australian progressives, Peter Van Onselen (PVO) has performed the greatest heel turn since Hulk Hogan after taking legal action against Professor Gemma Carey over a defamatory Twitter comment and photo. The photo in question included a young Christian Porter, Nick Coatesworth, Ainslie van Onlsen and PVO. For legal reasons we are … Read more
Andrews, who was believed to be isolating with hurt feelings, says he will be looking into indefinite detention for any non-state media that attend press conferences.
The Premier has still not provided the health advice that was required under a court order, with government solicitors believed to be furiously copying and pasting some shit from Wikipedia and Google.
Buttrose also said that condescending lectures from Virginia Trioli, Patricia Karvelas and Julia Baird was it’s ‘highest rating content in Sydney and Melbourne.’
‘I’m really excited. Lockdown really made me miss that constant disappointment of never owning private property,’ Chris Foley, Sydney local, said.
Fitzsimons, who said on Twitter that he was ‘happy to receive a booster shot’, has received an overwhelming number of vaccines delivered to his mansion in eastern Sydney.
The bipartisan move comes as MP’s call for help after protests and general discontent among the populace grows. The unvaccinated will join religious groups, renters and the working-class poor on the watch list.
The Ex-Labor PM faced the media yesterday, but thanked them for looking the other way and not asking any difficult questions on Epstein.