Shadow Home Affairs Minister Kristina Keneally said she’ll support turning back the boats publicly, but will likely recant if the ALP win office in a few weeks time.
The line-up will also feature regulars Friendlyjordies and Avi Yemini among a slew of the finest grifters EZFKA has to offer.
Dawson, who will take up the appointment this month, was appointed by McGowan at the height of the COVID pandemic in a move dubbed ‘one of the most corrupt in WA history.’
The study, conducted by the Simp Institute, found that nearly all the middle-aged wealthy white female candidates were just chicks that Holmes A Court had been trying to get a piece of for some time.
The bill, seen as an extension to the Safe Schools Act, has support from the ALP, Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick and will see teachers drawn almost exclusively from the sex offenders registry.
Victoria Police said that a massive recruiting drive was underway in order to offer the same protection to Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick.
The bill has full support from the Greens who have indicated that they would advocate for free housing and community corrections orders for future offenders.
Emmanuel Macron swept to victory on Saturday night, but it was Schwab who was the real victor according to Scomo.
Thousands of Australians have spent ANZAC ay 2022 vividly recalling how they disgraced those who gave the ultimate sacrifice during COVID.
Marles later said he and the rest of the ALP front bench were relishing opportunities to fuck up in the absence of Albo’s fuck ups.
The study, done by the Lose the Unloseable Institute has found that ALP figureheads tend to test positive whenever under public scrutiny, with leader Anthony Albanese the latest victim.
The PM hopeful tested positive last night and will be off the campaign trail for a week, depending on “how much of a pussy he’s feeling like later in the week.”