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Brittany Higgins opens up on ‘horror’ of signing a $325,000 book deal and filming a 6-hour interview with Lisa Wilkinson before filing Police report
Higgins said she was subjected to a ‘series of frightening ordeals’ of planning the book deal with Fitzsimons, deleting text messages, an interview with Wilkinson and organising with Labor Minister for Women Katy Gallagher for the interview to be aired during the first week of parliament.
Essendon appoints ISIS bride as new CEO
AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan said the hiring was more in line with the AFL’s values and represented the acceptable political and religious views of the league.
New poll finds total support for permanent censorship of Jacinda Ardern
‘She’s a classic case of some ugly, useless cow that studied political science and wanted to feel important so she got in to party politics. And now she’s sucking off some creepy 80 year-old German on a casting couch in Davos to stay relevant.”
Australian conservatives vow to roll over quicker on ‘Voice to Parliament’ than they did on Same Sex Marriage
Rowan Dean, Andrew Bolt and a slew of other conservative-in-name-only commentators promised to roll over on the “Voice’ for fear of being called racist and not having the balls for the fight.
New study finds mediocre indigenous players looking for an easy pay day from the AFL most likely to make racism claims
Meanwhile the AFL has dismissed the claims of retired ex-Nightcliff Tigers player Dave Smith, who has alleged he was regularly called a ‘white cunt’ and a ‘white dog’ by indigenous players and spectators during his ten-year NTFL career.
Victorians take to streets in protest to demand mask mandates return on public transport
Ryan said she intended to also push for a 5th jab mandate at the state election.
GoFundMe to deport Mehreen Faruqi back to Pakistan reaches goal in less than two seconds
The GoFundMe will have Faruqi’s citizenship revoked and then deported immediately back to Pakistan with the rest of her family, including son and professional anti-white stenographer, Osman Faruqi.
Andrews solves hospital crisis by ensuring each Ambulance crew has one Diversity and Inclusion officer
As part of the move, each Ambulance will be legally required to have a Diversity and Inclusion officer on board to ensure that no discrimination is taking place during treatment and that white men are excluded from call outs.
“Don’t lecture us on politics, yank” says Australian man who regularly lectures Americans on how to run their country
Newtown man Tim, took a break from his usual online bashing of the United States’ domestic policies on abortion, guns, healthcare and industrial relations to tell SHAQ that he had no business interfering in Australian internal affairs.
New report finds Daniel Andrews apparently unable to re-hire unvaccinated nurses instead of paying HECS of nursing students
The report found both Daniel Andrews and Matthew Guy were both unable to re-hire unvaccinated nurses in favour of seeing them punitively crushed and replaced with cheap migrant labour asap.
Avi Yemeni promises latest ‘Banned from NZ’ grift is as legitimate as his previous grifts
Yemeni has threatened to call the ADL and get a grovelling apology like he got from Victoria Police, if he is not let in to New Zealand.