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Sydney YIMBY have also recently announced the release of a guide to bullying councils with astroturfed proposals on why retirees need to put 80 storey Meriton sky ghettos in their backyard.

Papalia heralded the move as the’ greatest move for public safety’ since he and The West Australian doxxed every gun owner in the state which led to break-ins for firearm thefts.

Magistrate Linda Goldbergstein said she was hotly anticipating another week of turning violent, imported shit bags loose on the public while wearing none of the responsibility.

Meanwhile, Peter Dutton has slammed the ALP government for being weak on borders by letting 30 people arrive by boat while only letting in 700k by plane last year.

Marles said however that the current strategy of importing the enemy so we don’t need to defend against it, was sound policy and praised Clare O’Neil and Andrew Giles for their performances.

Large swathes of Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane have been rezoned for purchase exclusively to Chinese investment, with Australians to be forced out of their homes by visiting PLA troops if they fail to list on Weibo.

The Premier laughed off suggestions that Africans were running amok in Brisbane in the wake of African crims on bail engaged in crime sprees.

Meanwhile, the Executive Council of Australian Jewry have stated they intend to sue Channel Nine under new hate speech legislation, spokesman Alex Ryvchin has said.

Notorious fat, bald cunt Peter Tulip has given his seal of approval to the plan, adding that charging people significant strata fees to live in a silo with the constant threat of imminent collapse would greatly stimulate the nation’s GDP.