Minister Sinister

“Those thousands of people that took to the streets last year have just disappeared. Given the way 2021 is playing out, the Rapture may have already occurred.”

The overseas advert campaign, which features celebrities Sam Dastyari, Kevin Rudd among other quislings, debuted to thunderous applause in mainland China and North Korea last night.

Murray, who beat out fellow Sky News gatekeeper Peta Credlin, accepted the award and heaped praised on his colleagues for the brainwashing effort the past 18 months.

anding of flying in more compliant, exploitable foreign labour to undercut Australian workers is the best course of action,” Andrews said.

The study, commissioned by the Tired of This Shit Institute, found that middle-class white women comprised most of the COVID dob-ins, public shaming of mask wearing and general social media pants-pissing.

The modelling has shown that it would be safe to open up when all Australians have had at least three doses of the vaccine, several times over.

“Mr Setka was taken to a secure location and will remain there for his safety and the safety of the Victorian Labor Party,” Premier Daniel Andrews said.

First Constable Mark Jenkins will receive the highest honour available to Victoria Police officers, after knocking down and pepper spraying a grandmother at anti-lockdown protests during the weekend.

“Seeing all these fellow Australians being forced to take an experimental jab or starve just really makes you want to squeeze the trigger,” Porkson said.

The disease, which has notably affected former EZFKA Prime Minister’s Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull, has crippled the former paid controversialist into a life of agitation on social media.

The bus, which has mandatory vaccinations on board, will also feature a re-enforced bull bar and six wheels which will ‘process up to hundreds of Australian workers a day.’