Channel 7 reporter who pisses on public and tells them its raining upset about being pissed on by public

Channel 7 stenographer Paul Dowling has been the victim of a vicious attempt on his life, after anti-lockdown protestors allegedly threw urine on him.

Dowling was struck later by a sprite bottle from a protestor and couldn’t deploy the victim card on-air fast enough.

“I nearly died. These Nazis are only out here today only one thing in mind and that was the murder of innocent mainstream media journalists,” Dowling said.

“We just spent the last 24 hours calling them neo-nazis and right-wing extremists, so this kind of reaction is completely unnecessary and disproportionate.”

Dowling is in Royal Melbourne Hospital tonight, being treated for low testosterone and a bruised ego.

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T

lol excellent.

bjw678

Sending a clear message to the media. I approve.

Peachy

If he was wearing a mask like a good little drone, he wouldn’t have gotten the urine in his mouth, would he now?

that’s why the surgeons wear masks, to keep the splattering bodily fluids out….

bjw678

that’s why the surgeons wear masks, to keep the splattering bodily fluids out….

Actually no, but I approve of the concept.
Have you ever had eye drops and tasted them? Your eyes let in fluids as well.
The surgical masks are all about preventing infection in the patient, they stop you exhaling infections.

Peachy

Actually no, but I approve of the concept.

😖😖 😢

Have you ever had eye drops and tasted them? Your eyes let in fluids as well.

that has never happened. Perhaps you have synaesthesia?

Coming

This is incorrect

surgical masks have never been shown to reduce operative infection rates, despite multiple studies attempting to do so

in fact, some believe they might increase infection rates

Stewie

“Dowling is in Royal Melbourne Hospital tonight, being treated for low testosterone and a bruised ego.”

I imagine it is terminal in Dowling’s case…. another spoilt, middle class, rootless cosmopolitan mistaking the class war and advocating for worker rights, as racism and whiteness.

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T

If you’re reporting from the police lines, triumphantly walking in force towards protesters, you are not on the side of the people.

What a dickhead.

bjw678

It took that for you to work out they are not on the side of the people?