Australia to address falling fertility rate by adding more chemicals that cause infertility into the meat supply

Australia has announced it’s plan to address it’s falling fertility rate by adding more unneccesary additives to the meat supply.

After Coles was found putting Bovaer in the meat supply which causes infertility in males, the government announced that it would be putting Bovaer in everything because climate change.

“I’m proud to announce that this shit will be firmly in everything and there will be an increased need for more migrants for infinity because no babies,” Albanese said.

“Bovaer is important in meeting our climate targets. We’ve already cut down on our emissions by not burning coal here, and instead shipping it all to China, Japan and the rest of Asia to get burnt.”

Albanese stated he had another meeting with Bill Gates before the election and would campaign on a ‘Down, Down, Fertility is Down’ slogan with Coles managing the campaign.

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A fly in your ointment

Faulk and Elle!

’twas about time Dumbo went back to Timbo.

5 🌟 from me

A fly in your ointment

…but wait!

It’s safe and effective!
See here:
https://www.mla.com.au/research-and-development/Environment-sustainability/bovaer10-your-questions-answered/

Hmm… where else did I hear “safe and effective” before!?

canuckdownunder

Man that Dutton loves sucking on circumcised pole

Agent 47

Reset the timer!

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LSWCHP

Now that’s just excellent work. 👍🙂

LSWCHP

Apparently this Bovaer is carcinogenic and affects fertility, and requires serious PPE when being handled.

The “safe and effective” cunts claim it doesn’t enter the milk, but I’ve seen a link to one paper that reports a metabolite has been found in milk from cows that have been fed it.

Stewie

Because farting cows are causing temperatures to rise 🤡

Meanwhile in the Semite lands of Kuwait….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTPez2FNMck

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LSWCHP

Now that’s hilarious.

Whenever I see some appalling insanity coming from the middle east, somehow it always puts a spring in my step.

I just have this feeling that all the unholy satanic spawn who populate the middle east deserve every plague that they bring upon themselves.

A fly in your ointment

Joo lover, innit?

The “satanic spawn” just participates in “Teslisation” of everything pollution in westworld (aka “put your exhaust pipe elsewhere”.)

But it sure makes one feel
Good and superior (to middle easterns) for “recycling” their rubbish!
Like NSW recycling shyte ending up in in QLD landfill bc it’s cheaper (but you can still get the fine if your recycle goes accidentally into rubbish)

Stewie

Yeah because Kuwait and the rest of the sand niggers in the Middle East are so backwards that they all still ride around on donkeys and the massive tire fires couldn’t possibly be the mountain of used tires that they and their neighbours have accumulated between themselves.

But it sure feels good shitting on white westerners and self hating on my society because of all the endorphins that get released when I do, because deep down I have the views and thought processes of a menopausal ABC viewer.

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JimsCentralBanking

If we can get this as a suppository Indian food might be back on the menu. How good is budda chicken!

Aussie Soy Boy

David Llewellen-Smith with another one of his AUD crashing to 50 cents ChatGPT articles

A fly in your ointment

If I had 50ç each time he (falsely) predicted 50ć…

Ironic Boomer

It’s like having your own personal economist.

LSWCHP

The CEO of America’s largest health insurance company was just executed in the street in New York.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14157375/United-Health-Brian-Thompson-Hilton-Manhattan-shot.html

The perp may be one of the standard suspects like his girlfriend’s husband etc, but I’d bet on someone who is very unhappy at having their health insurance claim denied. Health Insurance in the US is a brutal business, and there are huge numbers of very unhappy punters.

Given the prevalence of copycat crimes, if I was an executive of an insurance company in the US I’d be reviewing my corporate security processes right about now.

Agent 47

Watched that footage a number of times. Dude is pretty composed, clears a couple of jams, used a suppressor, stalked him for a while and then escaped using a bicycle which is very smart in an urban environment because they’re difficult to trace and can be used in multiple escape routes.

Could be a professional job or the guy could just be as you said and just dialled in.

JimsCentralBanking

…then escaped using a bicycle which is very smart in an urban environment because they’re difficult to trace and can be used in multiple escape routes.

It seems it was an e-bike he escaped on.

https://x.com/rtwlz/status/1864371263004922158

Stewie

This is actually the only way anything will change in Australia – hope the CEOs of our big 4 banks are paying attention… their multimillion dollar salaries and bonuses only make sense if it is danger money.

JimsCentralBanking

Indeed.

It’s actually surprising how few assassinations happen in America given the number of guns available and the absolute rape these corporate goons have gotten away with.

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