Restrictions Lifted!

EZFKWA taking a step forward after standing on the precipice of pandemic.

The subjects of EZFKWA have achieved a soft landing on COVID through welcoming and embracing restrictions on freedoms of movement and gathering, and largely unproven medical experiments.

I am pleased to announce that the requirement for a third jab, which we previously advised was necessary based on solid medical and scientific advice, is not required, as is masking indoors.

We have always listened to the rapidly changing and evolving health advice and acted accordingly to extend the restriction of freedoms on our subjects. We are now able to come out of this period of pandemic with some of the best health outcomes in the entire world.

Starting this Friday, our great state of WA will welcome full capacity for all sportsball venues, weddings, funerals and other social gatherings. We are also removing all restrictions on hospitality venues, so the 3% of antivaxers can enjoy a pint and a meal to relieve pressure on our severely understaffed food delivery service industry. We are working with our Federal counterparts to ensure that this critical skilled occupation is addressed as quickly as possible by removing G2G passes for all travellers into WA.

I would also like to thank all of the health staff state-wide for their hard work over last two years that masked under-investment in the healthcare sector in EZFKWA. This pandemic has been created to exceed all of our expectations, and EZFKWA subjects deserve full credit for the last two years.