A man in Lismore has drowned in flood waters after refusing to be rescued by an unvaccinated SES volunteer.
Brian Jones was trapped in his house in flood water as a lone SES volunteer arrived by boat to rescue him. After the man learned his rescuer was unvaccinated, he refused to be saved until a vaccinated responder arrived. Unfortunately, it was too late and Jones died at the scene.
“He was literally gasping for air in flood waters and he asked to see my vaccine passport before I grabbed hold of him,” SES volunteer Mike McCormack said.
“After I told him I didn’t have it and was unvaccinated refused to be rescued, saying he’d prefer to wait until a vaccinated member arrived from the depot 20kms away. It was too late and he drowned a few minutes later.”
The SES has declined to comment on the matter, but is believed to be introducing a policy to ban anyone who is not triple vaccinated from saving lives.
The crazy thing is that it would not surprise me if something like this did happen, given the demonization of the unvaccinated.
There were legit Police who did not want to work with unvaccinated staff. Imagine that during a code 3 actove shooter call out and you don’t want back up in case ypur partner is unvaccinated.
US nuclear detonation warnings suggest that people taking shelter maintain social distancing after the blast.
The insanity is still strong out there. In now mask free Canberra I’ve seen many people recently…maybe they’re more obvious now…masked while walking down streets with nobody nearby, driving alone wearing masks and similar lunacy.
It’ll take decades to flush this shit out of our society.
Meanwhile, I found out yesterday that an ex-colleague, a healthy woman in her early 40s, had died unexpectedly. My partner and I now have a total of 6 ex colleagues who’ve died in the last 8 months.
Some idiot named dennis at MB thinks I’m lying, because he doesn’t know many people who’ve died recently. I’m not quite sure how to respond to that.
Perhaps eith a royal Ignorance?
Seen the new Pfizer documents? 9 pages of side effects. 1277 total.
Unreal.
A47, tried to search, but so far coming up short. Do you have a link handy?
Lol shut up ya dumb old fuck
Are you DLS or Gunnamutterer? So much anger.
How the fuck can you be on MB wishing others good health in Lismore and be here ignoring how shit this article is? Hypocrite much? All this contradiction might be why people think you’re lying….
Seriously old man, you’re a piece of shit.
You seem a little agitated today w@ffle. Are you feeling OK? I’m starting to become a little concerned for your well-being.
Well people dealing with floods and then having to deal with trash satire and hypocrites like you tend to get agitated.
Good to see your broke your rule and responded to me, chalk up some more lies and hypocrisy from you
When you were a little boy, did you have dreams of the future? Did you think you might be an astronaut or a famous explorer? Did you ever think that you’d end up ranting obscenities at random strangers on the internet? Probably not. It’s pretty lame really. Maybe there are better things you could do with your time?
I like the touch of zest you add to this forum. I hope the floods aren’t getting you down, and things start to go better for you soon.
Get fucked fossil, you’re a deluded old man who can’t fathom your and your cohorts mortality (completely caused by your over indulgent lives) so keep blaming anything you can to explain away the deaths.
You live in a fantasy land, I’m back off into reality so I can prepare for the next storm that is about to hit, you know the real life where people are drowning in their homes and you blithely ignore the crass representation of it here in this “satire” article” while espousing false platitudes on MB (they have to be false for you not to call out this shit article or it’s severe cogdis).
You need to let the anger go, young feller. It’s toxic. It’s a poison that builds up inside you, and here you are, like I said, ranting pointlessly at strangers on the internet.
Take a few deep breaths.Have a big stretch. Look around and enjoy the world. The anger you feel is harming you.
That bloke is really spitting bile, hey?
im guessing that his JetSki got flooded, sitting in the carport on the trailer. That’s really tough, man.
Nah, my dad died you dumb fuckin cunt
I’m sorry that happened. You only get 1 dad…
See, I’d have more respect for you if you’d doubled down and said he died because he refused an unvaccinated rescue, but you didn’t, because once some reality seeped in you know people die in floods and they don’t have the luxury of any choice, you know this article doesn’t qualify as satire, you know it’s crass and you know deep down inside that it’s better to be nice to other humans.
This website is a collection of absolute fuckin retards, the level of hypocrisy is crazy, nearly all of you are deluding yourselves and others and it’s just fucked. I’ll argue more cordially (lol) against you cunts when you put up your dumb opinions and racism and all that other shit but fuck me dead, this one is fucked. To compare, the more recent article about building in flood plains, although as much “too soon” is way more palatable, is satire, has a salient point and doesn’t punch down.
you all need to wake up to yourselves.
the only context you’ve ever heard the word cordial used in is the drink
Nah, the thing is – Peachy is like Tony Abbott: peachy may be a dick, but peachy isn’t a cunt.
you come here, you hang out with us, so I feel like I don’t want you to be miserable. So I write what I feel.
I do think that this article qualifies as satire. But satire on social attitudes to the second class EZFKA units who refused to take the jab. Can’t really have satire about weather events, though.
Tony Abbott is a dick AND a cunt? wtf are you on about you fuckin retard?
As for your precious “satire” – never been on board with any of it here or elsewhere, it’s fuckin trash no matter who the fuck you think you’re satirising. You’re a piece of shit, you know it, live with it
no Worries
If you cunts wanna be dark and edgy and taboo why don’t you stick with the economics which is the foundation of this joint. Instead of endless satire and trash paraded as satire where are the fuckin articles discussing the potential to leverage these events?
Rocklea markets in Brisbane got flooded hard, SEQ shops can’t get fresh produce, where are the money making opportunities? Be the economics darkside.
Instead you just sound like a bunch of teenage goths and emos hating everything but doing nothing lol.
I just fact checked this…
It is correct for those that grew up in mixed* marriage families, not for the rest.
So only partially correct.
* Mixed as the father is of the male sex and the mother is of the female sex.
Thanks for such an insightful contribution, we were all so concerned about the 1 dad issue, we were so confused, we needed guidance from a superior intellect.
Lol seriously cunt, what a shit, boring, throw away, biased comment – why did you waste your time? What did it add to the discourse?
This is what I’m talking about, this place is full of fuckin retards.
I just tried to be fair and inclusive of all the gendriatics.
You’re welcome.
Discourse?
Did you mean intercourse?
Died of shame?
Come to qld cunt, you’ll die of extreme violence
You’re a hypocrite cunt, someone has to point it out to you. I’m making ezfka not a safe space for you like you want it to be. Pretty obvious trend of you preferring to hang out at MB until you get called out there then you come back here for moral support and more confirmation bias before the cycle repeats itself. Seen it about 5 times now.
You keep going on about wasting time arguing with strangers while you do the exact same shit. Fuck off geriatric hypocrite.
It’s very sad that you see yourself as the Lone Ranger, heroically making this website not be a safe space for me. That has nothing to do with reality it all.
It’s not realistic thinking, and being aware of reality, rather than stuff on the internet, is important.. This is a website. It has satire and some other good stuff. I like reading the things people write here. Even your stuff. I learn things. Well, not from you, of course, but that’s OK.
Maybe you should give up the intertubes for a while. Do some real things. Fill some sandbags or whatever. You really need to unload all this stress and anger or it will make you even more unwell. Breathe deeply and think about the waves washing your feet on the beach. It will help you.
Lol fuck you’re a dumb old man, keep believing you’re smart and good, you aren’t, you’re a piece of shit.
did you get on the forklift to move those sandbags
You are a true aussie hero
yeh man, you’re so cool, have fun
These people had a CHOICE to build in a flood zone. No-one COERCED them to build in flood zones so it’s their problem. They should not expect government assistance or any assistance for being selfish and CHOOSING to build in a flood zone.
Wtf are you on about you dumb cunt?! You know how poor people in these regions are? lol, none of them own or build houses, they rent houses. My choice comment was in regards to choosing who rescues you (ya know tha actual topic of the article ya dumb fuck) and how no one actually gives a fuck about vax starus and how people are really dying while waiting to be rescued by anyone at all. This isn’t satire, it’s trash.
You are scum.
They could have moved to Dubbo , couldn’t they ?
cheaper than Brisbane for sure
Hey mate, this is like Australia- if you don’t like it leave.
Old news.
Scotty already ordered a federal mandate that only jabbadabba-do’s can get drowned and jabbadabba-don’ts are banned.
This way jabbadabba rescue services personnel will not be exposed to danger from exposure to UnWaxiitis
Scraping the bottom of the satire barrel. For real cunt behaviour, hope you get punched in the face ya dog cunt. If you were man enough to be your true self in public you’d get knocked the fuck out on the regular but we all know you’re just a “satire” posting bitch who is too weak for reality.
Neck up faggit.
lmfao
Still in dubbo? Still whinging but doing nothing to better your situation?
Are you triggered because you took the jab and think you might be f’ed.
You feeling ok?
Chest pains from early myocarditis, random allergic flareups due to spike proteins or stinging ovaries because you are a little bitch?
Maybe go see a doctor, but they’ll probably just jab you again. Bugger.
I’m too busy dealing with reality (unlike you cunts) to care about stupid hypotheticals.
Who gives a fuck about the jabs? Zero health issues since getting it and still haven’t had covid.
I’m sandbagging, shifting water by hand, unblocking drains and have no appreciation for too soon “satire”.
Offer still stands for all you basement dwelling faggits, come to qld so I can punch the fuck out of you.
the bit of the satire that is “too soon” is usually the best bit, but.
hope the sandbagging and the hosing is working out well for you.
Shut up ya cunt, you’re a piece of shit
Peachy’s advice is good. Physical exercise will help you to release all the negative energy that you’re feeling.
And yoga. Yoga is both difficult and very beneficial for people in your circumstances. Breathing and stretching. Try it, you can only feel better.
Keep pretending you’re good and give good advice, you aren’t and you don’t.
You’re a fuckin disgrace and as much S you think you’re a “real average Australian” you aren’t, you’re a fuckin relic that refuses to realise that society has moved on and everyone in your life is merely humouring you until you shuffle on because they’re all too polite to tell you straight they hate you and wish you were dead.
You sound really angry and discombobulated.
I recommend some Dr Metamuscil to help you pass that angry ball of hate.
It will also help with your piles which appear to be giving you great discomfort at the moment and must make sitting on your ass driving your forklift all day very unpleasant.
Audiogasm, winter solstice, pressure optimal, plus many other underground melt downs. Yep!
That’s it young feller! Let the anger out. It’s burning you up and making you sick.
A walk in natural surrounds would be very beneficial for you. Get some air in your lungs and enjoy the greenery. Let all those bad feelings flow out of you.
You know I’m right!
Did some meth but less health issues since so it’s all good. Did some heroin no health issues so all good. Been smoking a pack of cigarettes per day for the last year but no health issues so all good.
That’s all you got lol, you ain’t smart man.
Fatboy’s penis fell off in the bathtub and went down the plughole. Shouldn’t have had the booster blubber boy.
Haven’t had a booster ya dumb fuck. Who the fuck are you anyway, rolling up in here with a new handle like ya have clout? Lol go and get fucked
Salad dodger
I’m always keen for a punch on and live in QLD. Lets bring back the biff I reckon.
Sorry to hear about your dad. That’s a tough one. Try not to hit the piss super hard. It’s a depressant.
You should get the booster. It will do you good, both physically and mentally. Feeling that you’re part of a communal health push will be good for your morale!
Can you get 2 boosters in one go?
or will Medicare only cover one every 3 months, and then you have to pay out of pocket for the extra dose, if you want it?
LOL, you clearly are not doing any of those things if you have time to spar with people on a forum, so nice try but no go.
You just seem like a angry woke idiot who tries to get people to fell sorry for them while you yell at them.
Actually from now you shall be “Karen”
W@f at not being Karen ….. LOLOLOLOLOLOL