The EZFKAFLW has returned for season 2022, but analysis has again shown that no-one actually cares about it being on.
The data analysis, conducted by the Who Gives A Shit Institute, found that only a handful of people tuned in for round one and that running the season in January when there’s fuck all else on to compete with was the only reason people tuned in at all.
“The AFL, Channel 7 and the pronoun crowd on twitter can spruik the league all they want, but the reality is it’s fucking shit and no-one really cares about women’s sports. The views would be even less if everyone wasn’t already in isolation,” Dr Mark Hendrickson said.
“No-one is excited for a 2-hour game that ends with a total of 3 goals kicked and some horrendous skills. I mean, you might watch it for the odd bit of tits and arse, but the butch lesbians running around detracts from it as well. It’s not like beach volleyball or athletics when you can have a decently consistent Uncle Merv at the talent.”
“If they really wanted to make it interesting, they can have an under 15 boys side play any of the women’s teams maybe in the middle of the season.”
Meanwhile, knee surgeons around the nation have welcomed the return of the league as the annual gold mine of women tearing their ACL’s in disporportionately higher numbers, is hoped to make up for the shortfall in current rates of elective surgery.
I’m wondering what Dr Hendrickson has to say about the proposal to set up a rival womens league, where the teams are made up of AFL players’ wives and girlfriends….?
Like that lingerie football league they had in the US?
As long as they’re all coked up beforehand.
LOL brutal but fair.
Awful to watch. Would rather watch Nadia Bartel do onlyfans.
Now you’re talking.
I look forward to the gender fluidity trans crowd destroying this sport.
Won’t be long
Just realised that it will probably be destroyed well before then with the calls for equal pay. Men’s salary cap is around 20 times more than the women’s.
If it’s 20, it’s already dead.
Like US College Swimming.
https://legalinsurrection.com/2022/01/penns-transgender-swimmer-loses-to-yales-transgender-swimmer-in-womens-100-meter-race/
I watched a bit of the 4th quarter of the Giants-Suns game after the cricket wrapped up. What a shambles. One of the Suns defenders kicked the ball through her own goal. And not during open play, this was after a mark. You don’t even see that shit in U11. 😂
The ironic thing is that the woke crowd completely destroyed this league. If they had stuck to 6 teams the quality of play would have improved significantly (see the WBBL), instead they had to move to 18 teams for equality and there’s no talent to support that many teams.
As a woman I am in no way offended by any of these comments / observations.
That’s good. Now make me a sandwich. Oh, and a drink. Grape!
As long as you’re not hungry, I prefer to ferment my own dough. Usually takes a few days to get nice and bubbly.
Instant EZFKA prediction comes true
https://www.twitter.com/BulldogsW/status/1480389674577264643
You posted too early as there is a Collingwood player too.
Double lol
Lol
Minister, have you ever read the Z-Man’s work? If not I think you’d like him.
http://thezman.com/wordpress/