Study shows COVID Marshalls and Authorised Officers should go get a fucking real job

A new landmark study has shown that EZFKA’s new COVID Marshalls and Authorised Officers should go and get themselves some actual productive employment.

The study, conducted by the Pay Us Protection Money Institute, found that black shirted government officials enforcing COVID mandates were essentially useless and should ‘fuck off to China.’

“These people are basically the new Soviet NKVD. No real skills in life, safe government job and paid tax payer money to stand over businesses and enforce bullshit rules designed to destroy the private sector,” Dr Chris Patterson said.

“Victoria is the worst offender. I mean, it’s legalised mafia tactics but whatever. They really need to fuck off and be productive elsewhere.”

More marshalls are planned for Victoria, as the state tries to recuperate costs from it’s nation-leading debt.

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Agent 47

I remember seeing a video doing the rounds from a couple of weeks ago, in Victoria of a couple of literal black shirts harassing some poor cafe owner that he didn’t have the mark of the beast in the window, no hand sanitizer etc.

Gotta grab that cash somehow right.

Vaccinazi

I saw someone today walk into Kmart saying no “wax branding” and just walked in… as if nuttin happened.
It seems that noone supports wax branding other than a few waxi-nazi’s

Vaccinazi

I meant to say that the door sherif just let them in as if nuttin happened

Ramjet

Victoria is close to bankrupt and it is doubling down on the thing that will ensure bankruptcy: mass immigration.

Agent 47

Yep. Open gates to the hilt time.

Only thing is, with the amount of locals leaving and the amount of vibrancy incoming it ensures Victoria will be ALP yet again.

That’s IF an election even happens.

Hoody

There expecting 1 million people on Saturday’s march in Melbourne. Surely the powers to be are nervous this could turn into something bigger and that forcing Dan to resign or give notice that he will not contest the next election is worth doing to keep the plebs in line.

Ramjet

Dan will resign once John Holland has a plum board role for him.

Reus's Large MEMBER

Given the vibrants are getting paid pittance it means that Vic becomes a 3rd world state, besides how many vibrants are going to want to some to CCP Victoria

Agent 47

Yep and there was a div 1 match a couple of weeks ago at Bristol where two fans collapsed and the game suspended twice.

https://www.expressandstar.com/sport/football/west-bromwich-albion/2021/10/23/west-brom-match-delayed-after-fan-collapses-in-stands/

Chinese Astroturfer

This was the kind of thing I would hear about once or twice per year. It seems every week now.

LSWCHP

It’s definitely something that happened very occasionally pre-covid. But now…

I think there’s been over a hundred on field collapses in the last 6 months or so, with many deaths. It’s insane. All these you sportsmen at the peak of energy and fitness left dead or crippled.

They’re not putting that shit in me!

Peachy

The young and/or fit ones have been handed the bill for the unfit ones.

and it ain’t a small bill.

Reus's Large MEMBER

Seems all too familiar, tax the youth to save the boomers ….