Liberty Victoria file for bankruptcy after being M.I.A. since 2020

Liberty Victoria have announced they have filed for bankruptcy today, after realising they were completely worthless during the greatest human rights infringements in Victoria’s history.

Liberty Victoria join other organisations undergoing bankruptcy after finally coming to the understanding they were fucking useless.

“We support human rights, just not for people who we don’t politically align with or who don’t own property,” President Julia Kretzenbacher said.

“It’s been great and a nice little cash cow for constant lobbying for anyone who is left wing, but when it comes to the Nuremburg Code and the right to bodily autonomy, that’s something we don’t want to deal with, unless you’re a refugee.”

The bankruptcy hearings will continue this week, while Julian Burnside has announced he is working on representing the Eunuch community of which he has been a ‘lifetime member of.’

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Agent 47

Add the Human rights Commsissioner to them as well. Nowhere to be seen.

Peachy

Liberty Victoria join other organisations undergoing bankruptcy after finally coming to the understanding they were fucking useless.

“We support human rights, just not for people who we don’t politically align with or who don’t own property,” President Julia Kretzenbacher said.

very good, Timbo!