Study finds Australia’s totalitarian COVID response being prolonged by hysterical white women

A study has found that Australia’s ridiculous COVID response has been prolonged purely by hysterical white women reacting to COVID fear porn all day.

The study, commissioned by the Tired of This Shit Institute, found that white middle class women comprised most of the COVID dob-ins, public shaming of mask wearing and general social media pants-pissing.

“The data clearly shows that neurotic white women really are to blame for all this hysterical carry on and some of the worst supporters of the most draconian measures,” Dr Mark Ragonich said.

“There are an awful lot of males in this boat too, but we found that their oestrogen levels are on par with that of a normal female. Overall, it’s the usual entitled middle-class white women, working-from-home in their pyjamas telling everyone else to ‘just get fucking vaccinated’ after their third wine.”

The study also found that 85% of the audience for the daily press conference comprised of white females, with most of those being Labor and Greens voters from Melbourne and Sydney.