Chief Health Officer Kerry Chant has been confirmed as the new NSW State Coroner, after repeatedly demonstrating her uncanny ability to announce the cause of death within just minutes of a patient dying.
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian confirmed the appointment at the morning press conference and that it would take place effectively immediately.
“It’s something I’ve only had since the start of March 2020 so it’s a skill that’s developed relatively quickly,” Chant said.
“I mean, usually an autopsy can take anywhere up to a couple of weeks to get done and a report even longer than that. It’d mark the first time in EZFKA history that any level of government has worked this efficiently, so it’s a momentous occasion.”
Chant will also be reviewing the guidelines for causes of deaths, ensuring that as many conditions as possible are shoehorned into the definition of COVID in the coming weeks.
“Chant will also be reviewing the guidelines for causes of deaths, ensuring that as many conditions as possible are shoehorned into the definition of COVID in the coming weeks.” **
** Only when unvaccinated
Fucking lol
she seems sweet though
too incompetent and bumbling to be running a grand conspiracy
maybe that’s why they chose her to be the public face
No grand conspiracy indeed, just covid case whack a mole. My take is doctors tend to be risk averse and are soon starting to not factor in the wider picture.
there’s no conspiracy yep, just incompetence, ass-covering and sunk cost. what we’re witnessing is the longest instance of somebody digging themselves into a hole deeper and deeper.
a good year more of digging yet…
RBA: “hold my beer”
Mortgage holder to RBA: Hold my ZIRP
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9899841/Melbourne-lockdown-protester-took-case-Supreme-Court-faces-massive-legal-bill.html
this is just an unbelievable story
So what’s the deal here?
are peachy peepers parsing correctly?
It sure seems that way.
no right to protest unless the government approves
Well that’s how it generally works, all protests need to be approved is my understanding.
Which defeats the purpose of a protest.